Should you choose to become a regular part of the Saturday night Southend cruise scene, ASI will more than happily pour some paint on the bonnet, glue loads of carbon fibre bits to the beautifully handcrafted bodywork, and slam your Bentley on to some chrome rims.

And don’t even get us started on the interior…

We’re not convinced that if you were lucky enough to find yourself with the cash to buy a Bentley, you’d want it too look like this. Maybe we’re wrong? Leave a comment and let us know what do you think.

Via Jalopnik